The official record begins in seawater, ends in low orbit, and contains exactly as much documentation as a nervous merch brand can legally defend.
Read the files in order if you like chronology. Read them backward if you have already been contacted by the moon.
- The Ancient Warning: A cracked harbor bell, a missing village, and the first bad instruction: count your arms twice.
- The Mariner’s Curse: Sailors ignored the ink storm. History, as usual, blamed the weather.
- The Inkfall Prophecies: Cult pamphlets, bait-shop omens, and the first documented hoodie prediction.
- The Laboratory Years: Clipboards, brine vending machines, and forbidden government squid math.
- Space Squid Protocol: The emergency plan for when the sky blinks back.
Every tale is probably exaggerated. Every exaggeration is probably safer than pretending the harbor bell rang itself.