Fear Alert Level: Moist

Captain Blotbeard

Rogue Pirate / Ink Hazard

Not Sorry. Mostly Armed.

Captain Blotbeard is the rogue pirate of the Ink Alert Five, a chaos-loving ink hazard who solves problems by making louder problems.

Ultra-realistic Captain Blotbeard, a red-orange pirate squid with eyepatch and ink cannon, fighting on a stormy ship.
Concept art pending final approval.
If it bleeds ink, I can blast it.

Captain Blotbeard

Captain Blotbeard claims he joined the crew for treasure, revenge, and because nobody else had the good sense to bring a cannon. He is not subtle. He is not polite. He may not be technically welcome in any respectable harbor. But when the Empty Fleet rises and the sea starts speaking in threats, Blotbeard is exactly the kind of disaster you want pointed at the enemy.

Quick Facts

  • Class: Rogue Pirate
  • Status: Ink Hazard
  • Role: Combat specialist, rogue captain, chaotic ink-cannon problem solver.
  • Collection: Captain Blotbeard
  • Strengths: Cannon fire, Ship combat, Improvisation
  • Warning: Cannot resist treasure, Turns stealth missions into fireworks

Suggested Character Drop Ideas

  • Ink Hazard Tee
  • Captain Blotbeard Battle Shirt
  • Not Sorry Pirate Sticker
  • Trust No Tide Hoodie

Concept art note: current image is hero/reference art pending final production approval.