Fear Alert Level: Moist

Privacy Policy

Pre-launch policy draft: Owner/legal review is required before public launch.

What This Policy Should Cover

Fear The Squid is a WooCommerce storefront for funny squid merch, drop alerts, and lore. This draft is written for owner/legal review before public launch.

Information Collected

When live sales begin, the site may collect account details, checkout details, order history, billing and shipping information, email signup information, support messages, and basic technical information needed to run WordPress and WooCommerce.

Services To Confirm Before Launch

  • WooCommerce for storefront and checkout data.
  • Stripe and PayPal if payment gateways are approved and configured.
  • Newsletter plugin for Ink Alert signup data.
  • WP Mail SMTP and the chosen email provider for transactional mail.
  • Primitive Satellite Connector and JRM for fulfillment-only production routing.
  • Google Search Console for search ownership and sitemap submission.

Email And Newsletter

People who join the Ink Alert should receive Fear The Squid emails only after signup. Newsletter messages must include unsubscribe controls.

Fulfillment

Fear The Squid is intended to keep WooCommerce customer orders and revenue on the source site while JRM receives fulfillment-only production data after the approved connector flow is enabled.

Security And Credentials

No payment credentials, SMTP credentials, Search Console ownership tokens, or JRM API keys should appear in public content. Production credentials must be stored only through approved WordPress/plugin settings or server configuration.